15 parodies of Italian politicians, each with a fighting style, a special move, a super and an ability based on their most famous moments. Six are playable from the start, the others unlock with Approval points or by beating them.
Fictional satire: twisted names, characters and moves are made up and do not represent real opinions or facts.
parody of Giorgia Meloni · Prime Minister · Kickboxer style
Special move: The Party's Over. Yells the line: the cone shockwave knocks down and strips power-ups (bulldozer, color analysis, shields).
Super: I'm Giorgia (remix). The remix drops: four waves on the beat (jump them), the last one knocks down.
Ability: Underdog. Below 40% health, hits deal +15% and the super charges faster.
Playable from the start · Play as Meloony
parody of Matteo Salvini · The Captain · Krav Maga style
Special move: Beach Club Mojito. Lobs a mojito: wherever it smashes, you slip and fall.
Super: Bulldozer!. Turns into a bulldozer: drives it around the arena for 6 seconds, running over whoever's in the way (jump or block).
Ability: Full Steam Ahead. While walking toward whoever hits him, light hits don't stop him.
Playable from the start · Play as Salveneee
parody of Giuseppe Conte · The Lawyer · Bartitsu style
Special move: Superbonus 110%. Throws the Superbonus check: hurts and pushes back.
Super: Emergency Decree. A flurry of decrees fanned out (the last one knocks down), then red zone: the opponent walks slowly for 4 seconds.
Ability: Objection Sustained. A perfectly timed block stuns the attacker.
Playable from the start · Play as Giuseppi
parody of Elly Schlein · Party Secretary · Wing Chun style
Special move: Dramatic Pause. The spotlight comes on and she pauses for effect: anyone in the circle of light freezes, waiting for what comes next (step out of the light or jump).
Super: Color Analysis: Off-Palette. Opens the color consultant's palette: a wave of paint (jump it) turns whoever it hits gray, slow and fragile for 6 seconds.
Ability: Stubbornly United. Hits only push her half as far.
Playable from the start · Play as Schleinbow
parody of Carlo Calenda · Third Pole · Taekwondo style
Special move: Thread on X. Three tweets in a row flying straight: the last one stuns.
Super: The Split. Breaks the alliance: teleports and launches them twice, uppercut and big kick.
Ability: Reply Guy. When he blocks a hit up close he fires back a jab right away.
Playable from the start · Play as Call Enda
parody of Matteo Renzi · The Scrapper · Classy Boxer style
Special move: The €80 Bonus. Fans out the three bonus banknotes (€50, €20 and €10): the last one stuns.
Super: The Kraken. Turns into a kraken for 4.5 seconds: tentacles slam down wherever the opponent is (the circle on the ground warns you, so move).
Ability: Knight's Move. On the third hit in a row he hops to the opponent's side.
Unlock with Approval points or by beating them · Play as Renzie
parody of Roberto Vannacci · The General · Jiu Jitsu style
Special move: Thunderbolt Assault. Dives at the legs and slams them down, unblockable.
Super: The Dirty Dozen. Recites the paratrooper's prayer, then twelve paratroopers land around the opponent (red circles show where): the last one misses.
Ability: Grappler. His grabs can't be blocked.
Unlock with Approval points or by beating them · Play as Wannacci
parody of Francesco Emilio Borrelli · Anti-Degrado · Speed Brawler style
Special move: Formal Complaint. Films a video and files a complaint: a stamped form locks onto the opponent for a moment, then flies straight (sidestep or block it): if it hits, it hurts and slows them for a couple of seconds.
Super: Six Videos an Hour. Six smartphone flashes in front of him, one after another, then the COMPLAINT stamp that stuns (step out of the cone).
Ability: Video MP. Every five hits in a row the opponent gets reported and slows down.
Unlock with Approval points or by beating them · Play as Borreels
parody of Vincenzo De Luca · The Sheriff · TV Host style
Special move: Big Boars. Three big boars in tracksuits charge across the ring down the opponent's lane: jump them or step aside.
Super: Flamethrower. Pulls out the flamethrower and fires three blasts straight ahead: step out of the cone sideways.
Ability: On Air. Every two hits in a row the ratings climb (up to x3): more damage and faster super; getting hit resets them.
Unlock with Approval points or by beating them · Play as De Luxe
parody of Luca Zaia · The Doge · Kickboxer style
Special move: Filthy Disgrace. Pops the Prosecco: the cork flies straight and stuns.
Super: Lion of San Marco. The winged lion charges across the ring three times down the opponent's lane: jump or step aside.
Ability: 203,054 votes. Every hit adds more, and hits deal up to 15% extra.
Unlock with Approval points or by beating them · Play as Zaiah
parody of Beppe Sala · The Mayor · Capoeira style
Special move: E-Scooter. Rides across the arena on an e-scooter and flattens whoever's in the way (jump or block).
Super: The Roadman. Becomes the roadman for 8 seconds: knife slashes and stabs, kicks that go through blocks, Beef combo (PKP) and Yo Bruv combo (KKP).
Ability: Unfollowed. The first projectile of each round bounces back.
Unlock with Approval points or by beating them · Play as Salah
parody of Ignazio La Russa · Second in Command · Dirty Boxer style
Special move: Plaster Busts. Lobs a plaster bust that shatters all over the opponent.
Super: Session Adjourned. Rings the Senate bell (the shockwave stuns, jump it), then charges in: a flurry of hooks and an uppercut that sends them flying.
Ability: Cardboard Shield. The first hit of each round lands on the shield.
Unlock with Approval points or by beating them · Play as La Rissa
parody of Antonio Tajani · The Moderate · Pehlwani style
Special move: Flying Tagliatelle. Throws a tangle of tagliatelle: it wraps up the opponent and rolls them away (into the wall or down a gap).
Super: Thank God for Silvio. Berlusconi peeks out of a cloud that chases the opponent and drops five lightning bolts: dodge by changing direction.
Ability: We're Monitoring the Situation. Two seconds without attacking and the next hit gets absorbed.
Playable from the start · Play as Tajatelle
parody of Sergio Mattarella · The Guarantor · Karate style
Special move: Constitution. Throws the Constitution like a brick: hurts and leaves them stunned.
Super: Tricolor Arrows. The three Arrows fly over the ring twice trailing tricolor smoke and drop bombs: red circles on the ground show where, so move. The return pass flattens.
Ability: The Referee. A perfectly timed block stops play and stuns the attacker.
Unlock with Approval points or by beating them · Play as Mattarello
parody of Luigi Di Maio · The Minister · Zurkhaneh style
Special move: Jars of Change. Three jars of promises drop around the opponent and blow up one after another.
Super: Turncoat. Slips on the opponent's jacket and hits them with their own super.
Ability: Missing Person. Once per round, below 30% health, he vanishes and reappears behind you.
Unlock with Approval points or by beating them · Play as Di Maybe