Wasp
Parody of Bruno Vespa · The Third Chamber · Pointer fencing style
«Good evening. Tonight in the living room: one on this side, one on that side.»
Unlock with Approval points or by beating them 3 times.
Special move: The Bridge Scale Model
Lobs the scale model of the Strait of Messina Bridge: whoever takes it on the head goes down (move to dodge).
Super: The Christmas Book
Summons his new book, a giant one: the circle follows the opponent, stops and the book falls from the sky; it hits everyone nearby (knockdown, unblockable) and smashes the objects around.
Ability: Prime Time
Every hit raises the ratings and his hits deal up to 10% more; if he is knocked down the ratings crash.
Combos
- Door to Door: punch, punch, kick (J J K)
- News Special: kick, kick, punch (K K J)
Keyboard: J punch, K kick, L special, I super. On phones there are on-screen buttons.
Lines
- «Good evening. Tonight in the living room: one on this side, one on that side.»
- «Welcome to the third Chamber of the State.»
- «I'm the only moderate who's lasted this long.»
- Against Mattarello: «Mr President, just one question. Then the commercials.»
- Against Crux: «Radio? I do another job.»
- Against Il Tigre: «One on this side, one on that side. You're on that side.»
- Against Salveneee: «I had the Bridge scale model prepared.»
- Against Meloony: «Prime Minister, we'll tailor the episode to fit you.»
Rivals and other fighters
- Mattarello · parody of Sergio Mattarella
- Crux · parody of Giuseppe Cruciani
- Il Tigre · parody of David Parenzo
- Salveneee · parody of Matteo Salvini
Where to fight
Every fighter can fight in every arena: the Naples Market, the Metro C building site in Rome, the Papeete beach club and the Navigli canals in Milan (dynamic, with objects to break and use as weapons); Bari seafront, Naples seafront, Milan Cathedral, the Colosseum, Piazza della Signoria in Florence, St Mark's Square in Venice and Piazza Castello in Turin. All in the guide.
Fictional satire: twisted names, characters and moves are made up and do not represent real opinions or facts.