La Rissa
Parody of Ignazio La Russa · Second in Command · Dirty Boxer style
«Silence on the floor! I'm talking.»
Unlock with Approval points or by beating them 3 times.
Special move: Plaster Busts
Lobs a plaster bust that shatters all over the opponent.
Super: Session Adjourned
Rings the Senate bell (the shockwave stuns, jump it), then charges in: a flurry of hooks and an uppercut that sends them flying.
Ability: Cardboard Shield
The first hit of each round lands on the shield.
Combos
- Call to Order: punch, punch, kick (J J K)
- Brawl on the Floor: kick, punch, kick (K J K)
Keyboard: J punch, K kick, L special, I super. On phones there are on-screen buttons.
Lines
- «Silence on the floor! I'm talking.»
- «Session's suspended. So are you.»
- Against Mattarello: «Mr. President, with all due respect...»
Rivals and other fighters
- Mattarello · parody of Sergio Mattarella
- Tajatelle · parody of Antonio Tajani
- Salah · parody of Beppe Sala
- Zaiah · parody of Luca Zaia
Where to fight
Every fighter can fight in every arena: the Naples Market, the Metro C building site in Rome, the Papeete beach club and the Navigli canals in Milan (dynamic, with objects to break and use as weapons); Bari seafront, Naples seafront, Milan Cathedral, the Colosseum, Piazza della Signoria in Florence, St Mark's Square in Venice and Piazza Castello in Turin. All in the guide.
Fictional satire: twisted names, characters and moves are made up and do not represent real opinions or facts.