Tajatelle
Parody of Antonio Tajani · The Moderate · Pehlwani style
«Easy now, we're moderates.»
Playable from the start.
Special move: Flying Tagliatelle
Throws a tangle of tagliatelle: it wraps up the opponent and rolls them away (into the wall or down a gap).
Super: Thank God for Silvio
Berlusconi peeks out of a cloud that chases the opponent and drops five lightning bolts: dodge by changing direction.
Ability: We're Monitoring the Situation
Two seconds without attacking and the next hit gets absorbed.
Combos
- Stage Jumps: punch, kick, punch (J K J)
- Foreign Policy: kick, kick, punch (K K J)
Keyboard: J punch, K kick, L special, I super. On phones there are on-screen buttons.
Lines
- «Easy now, we're moderates.»
- «Go! But in moderation.»
- Against Salveneee: «Easy, Matteo. We're moderates.»
Rivals and other fighters
- Salveneee · parody of Matteo Salvini
- Mattarello · parody of Sergio Mattarella
- La Rissa · parody of Ignazio La Russa
- Di Maybe · parody of Luigi Di Maio
Where to fight
Every fighter can fight in every arena: the Naples Market, the Metro C building site in Rome, the Papeete beach club and the Navigli canals in Milan (dynamic, with objects to break and use as weapons); Bari seafront, Naples seafront, Milan Cathedral, the Colosseum, Piazza della Signoria in Florence, St Mark's Square in Venice and Piazza Castello in Turin. All in the guide.
Fictional satire: twisted names, characters and moves are made up and do not represent real opinions or facts.